This Daddy Longlegs Has Held An Erection For A Really, REALLY Long Time

You may have been told to see a doctor if you have an erection lasting longer than 4 hours, but this guy definitely didn’t get the memo. Scientists have discovered an amazingly well-preserved ancient harvestman spider, otherwise known as the daddy longlegs – and this one is amazingly well-endowed.
In fact, scientists commonly examine fossils’ genitalia to separate out new, unknown species of insects and animals. But wait, there are very high resolution images to confirm their bizarre findings…