27 Ways To Celebrate International Men’s Day

You don’t even need to be a man!
1. Read some literature by famous men, like Mark Twain, or Mordecai Richler, or Tucker Max.
2. Start every sentence with, “Actually…”
3. Eat a bunch of beef jerky because you’re a MAN and you like your meat TOUGH and OVERSALTED and DISGUSTING.
4. Chop wood. Realize you don’t have a fireplace. Use the wood to build yourself a son. Name him Jedidiah and channel all your hopes and dreams into him.
5. Pay less for razors and deodorant even though it’s all the same product except the men’s version just smells like an anxious teenager who is desperate to see a full boob.

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