This Is Why You Should Never Let Your Dog Lick You

We know you love it when your fluffy monster kisses you affectionately but do you think that the big, wet, slobbery tongue reaching out for you can be dangerous?
What if I told you that there is something very sinister about it?
No, I am not saying that Frodo kissing you will give you worms but it might be that his love and affection may turn dangerous for you.